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Fed up with those silly comments about your height? Our customers have shared some great comebacks for you to use on those people who insist on stating the obvious. |
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Comment: Aren't you tall
Comeback: Who said that …? (looking over their heads)
From Geena Sharp, 6ft2 (without heels)
Comment: 'Aren't you enormous?'
Comeback: 'Well, I suppose everything must look pretty big from down there'
Eileen, Yorkshire
Comment: Are you standing on a box?
Comeback: No, are you standing in a hole?
Lisa Cassidy, 6ft4
Comment: I'll bet you don't need a ladder to paint the ceiling with!
Comeback: No, I prefer to use a brush.
From Lisa Cassidy, 6ft4
Comment: My goodness you're tall (said by attractive guy)
Comeback: And it's sure is worth the climb
By email
Comment: Why do you wear heels?
Comeback: To get further away from people like you!
By email
Comment: What's the weather like up there?
Comeback: Too hot for you!
Kemia Downer, 6ft3
Comment: What's the weather like up there?
Comeback: When you grow up you'll find out!
Ruth Morrison, 6ft2
Comment: Do men find you intimidating?
Comeback: No - just little boys.
by email
Comment: Do you suffer from vertigo being so tall? (Said by annoying short bloke in pub)
Comeback: Nope - but the sight of you is making me feel very queasy indeed!
Sarah, 6ft2
Comment: I bet you find it hard getting boyfriends being so tall?
Comeback: The only thing I find hard is making sure all my boyfriends don't find out about each other!
Sarah, 6ft2
Comment: You're too tall to wear high heels.
Comeback: If I wore no shoes I would still be taller than you, so what difference does it make?
Lee Baxter
Comment: Do you find it hard to buy clothes?
Comeback: No, I use my credit card.
Lisa Cassidy, 6ft4
Comment: How tall are you?
Comeback: How short are you?
Vanessa Austin, 6"
Comment: You should be a basketball player.
Comeback: Why, my modelling career is going perfectly well?
Comment: I have to strain my neck looking up at you!
Comeback: Yeh, and I have to look down my nose at you.
From Amy, 5ft11
Comment: Do you have trouble getting men friends?
Comeback: Yes, most of them don't come up to my HIGH standard.
From Geena Sharp, 6ft2
Comment: Blimey you have long legs.
Comeback: How would you know…. You're staring at my knees!.
From Geena Sharp, 6ft2
Comment: Why do you wear heels when you're so tall anyway?
Comeback: So that I can see your bald patch.
From Gill 5ft11
Comment: I'm not standing next to you, you make me look short.
Comeback: You don't need me to do that for you!
Sally Hills
Comment: Do you play basketball?
Comeback: Do you play miniature golf?
From Megan 6ft3
Comment: How'd you get so tall?
Comeback: My parents raised me in a grow bag!
From Laura
Comment: How tall are you?
Comeback: I'll tell you my height if you tell me your weight.
Grace Robinson, 5ft 11
Comment: I'd have to stand on a Yellow Pages to look you in the eye
Comeback: And, I'd have to stand in a quarry just to see the top of your head!
From Amy, 5ft11
Comment: You're a big girl aren't you?
Comeback: It's a shame you aren't a big boy isn't it?
Via email
Comment: You're very tall for a girl?
Comeback: You're very tall for a midget?
Via email
Comment: Gosh you're tall?
Comeback: Yes, and I love looking down on people like you!
From Julie, 5ft11 3/4
Comment: What height are you? (annoying little man in pub)
Comeback: Too tall for you.
Michelle, 5ft 10, Scotland
Comment: Are you a basketball player?
Comeback: No, are you a jockey?
L J Vondrack via email
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